My favorite running quotes:

"It's rude to count people as you pass them. Out loud."
-Adidas ad

"No one ever drowned in sweat."
-Dan Gable

It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it.
--Brooks Johnson

Run like hell and get the agony over with.
--Clarence DeMar

Cross-Country's not for everyone... It's for the wierdos that like to run through the woods in their underwear.
~Anonymous

Running won't kill you... you'll pass out first.
-Anonymous

There's no such thing as an overweight person that runs 10 miles a day!
-Me